In a peculiar turn of events, Pete Davidson and Colin Jost found themselves in an elevated state of consciousness when they embarked on a rather unconventional purchase—an enigmatic ferry. The 29-year-old comedian and his 40-year-old accomplice decided, in a moment of altered perception, to venture into the realm of boat ownership. However, as time wanes on, Pete now finds himself caught in a perplexing predicament as he openly admits to having "no idea" about the purpose and destiny of their peculiar acquisition.
Engaging in an interview with 'Entertainment Tonight,' Pete candidly confessed, "I find myself enveloped in a bewildering haze regarding the disposition of that maritime marvel. Colin and I, caught in a cannabis-infused haze, impulsively acquired a ferry. Now, we stand amidst the murkiness, endeavoring to decipher its enigma."
In a moment of jest, Pete playfully expressed his desire for the vessel to vanish into the abyss. The thespian, known for his vocal talents in 'Transformers: Rise of the Beasts,' humorously quipped, "Perchance, it shall metamorphose into a sentient Transformer, effectuating its escape from my financial obligations!"
The curious tale of Pete and Colin's maritime escapade unfolded during an episode of 'Saturday Night Live' in the early throes of 2022. The comedic duo divulged their haphazard investment, while humbly acknowledging the absence of long-term plans. Pete interjected with a whimsical comment, exclaiming, "Behold! We have procured a ferry, the aquatic equivalent of a windowless van!"
Colin chimed in, adding to the jest, "Indeed, an exhilarating pursuit it is. We undertook this endeavor after ample contemplation, or so we claim."
Meanwhile, Pete finds himself bewildered by the extraordinary fascination surrounding his personal affairs. The comedian, known for his high-profile relationships with luminaries such as Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, and Kate Beckinsale, expressed his astonishment at the relentless scrutiny. During an appearance on the 'Real Ones with Jon Bernthal' podcast, he shared his bemusement, "I, still in the bloom of my twenties, have traversed the romantic landscape with a select few, and yet, inexplicably, this has captured the rapt attention of the masses."
Reflecting on his extensive tenure in the entertainment industry, Pete expounded, "I have been ensconced in the spotlight for the better part of my existence, spanning nearly 15 years. And throughout this time, in a mere dozen years, I have engaged in romantic entanglements with a meager ten individuals. I daresay, this seems far from a prodigious feat. Nonetheless, it appears that, to certain individuals, it assumes a profound allure."
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